Well. Seeing as I don't know much about you. (I actually did look in the new member section to see if you told us your name or anything there, I honestly can't remember reading it somewhere) I'd have to stick with what you gave yourself: 'Bob'

I wouldn't go so far as to make it longer and call you Billy

And yes, I did copy and paste your paragraph.

How about Bjorn Horgenmorgenschmorgen? I heard that name on TV somewhere a long time ago. I think it's either a character from a Tim Conway skit, or the Swedish Chef's name on the Muppet Show.

Perfect!!

It is a mouthfull.

And to demonstrate why Stattler and Waldorf are more funy imo here's a swedish chef clip:

I think all of them are great. But they say that Swedes HATE this character (what a surprise). And that Swedes say he sounds Norwegian. I hear that Swedes and Norwegians make fun of each other a lot.

Sounds a lot like Flemish people and Dutch people (or Belgians and people from the Netherlands)