That's better. And you aren't going to go for the stick right away, are you? What will you say if people are starting to get a little bit out of line?

Vlad, my friend, you look awesome in that robe, and the Vladinator (stick) is extremely beautiful.
But I really want to see your real extremities!
Don't take it as a personal attack, I don't want to get on your wrong side already, and I REALLY don't want to be Vladinated... Mine is after all a nice request!

PS you have a wedding band, Vlad! When that happened???

Vlad actually has TWO mates, Snowy and Mims. But he can't figure out what to do with them, and I have to steal eggs from Shodu and Ladybug so the Vlad threesome can raise some chicks.

Here are his real extremities:

Yep wedding band...
Is Vlad male or female!

He is a male

The poll is definitely going to the "off the gloves" direction... Vlad, tell mommy to fire up photoshop and put your pretty feet where they belong

Vlad says he likes wearing the gloves, and it would take a MAJOR photoshop effort to make him take them off and grip the stick with his claws. Plus the hands are hilarious.

But maybe you'd be content with this picture of him in a less formal outfit. This is Vlad in his Bird Day suit. It's not easy stuffing your wings into sweater sleeves.

lol poor Vlad!
Ok, i give up then. I suspect Vlad voted on the poll to be left alone

Did someone mention birdday?


I need to get off photoshop...