Now leave. I am not responsible for any injuries received.

Found on Facebook.

In my house it would say "yes, that's poop on the wall". I think they do it by projectile pooping while they're hanging on the cage bars.

Someone once asked me where I got my ear pierced. I told them my cockatiel. True story.

We need to add 'shoulder rides at your own risk'.

I don't know which one made me laugh harder, "do not believe the innocent face, it masks the guillt" or "no I'm not insane - okay a little insane"
This one goes on my wall, if you allow me!

This is so funny! These areactually some questions that my reletives ask when they see them.

@tielfan, I was thinking the same thing.