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 Post subject: Re: Complimenting birds feather?
PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2016 2:25 pm 
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And why is there a needle behind her?!

There's some nasty stuff lying around on public beaches. Look to the left of the shovel handle.

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 Post subject: Re: Complimenting birds feather?
PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2016 2:32 pm 
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There's some nasty stuff lying around on public beaches. Look to the left of the shovel handle.


I don't see anything nasty... What's so nasty about :bigsmile100: seashells?



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Isn't that seaweed?



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EEWWW. I just noticed that. It isn't seaweed, or seashells. It's...it's...it's...a condom. :vomit4:


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Stephanie... next time you're on a beach and see some seaweed lying there... DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!!
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But...but...but I'm so fragile. So innocent...

Condom...seaweed... tomato tomoto right?



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Condom...seaweed... tomato tomoto right?

Yeah, right. So DON'T TOUCH THE SEAWEED!!!



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It's solid advice. I'm just hoping my sushi contained seaweed instead of you know what.


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But...but...but I'm so fragile. So innocent...

Condom...seaweed... tomato tomoto right?

Omg hahaha u guys r funny



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