Once in the past I took my daughter and her neighbor friend to the park. The girls were 4 and 5. I didn't notice how it happened but at some point we saw that my daughter's friend is holding and playing with ... a dildo! (not sure what word you guys familiar with but this is the word that I remember) Adults were very confused (it made it worse that her parents were not around) and it wasn't easy to convince the girl that she had to get rid of it immediately.

Can we just stop and appreciate that this is what our guests will be graced with?

And here I was thinking of brining things back 'on topic' with a kinky feather tickling story...

oh well... guess not.

Feather tickling? I just wanted to say thank you.

Bob, at this point, whatever you were going to say cannot be worse than this trainwreck. Let's see, what have we covered here?

Smoking
Mr. T
Condoms
and sex toys

this forum says "For non-bird-related discussions" so we should be good

I think we need an age check before we go any further...

I'm concerned.

To mee seems like alcohol is all that's missing on that list

I'm confident that there's no one here under the age of 13 so it's OK. I figure that the average 13 year old knows as much or more about this stuff as I do, so I don't worry about corrupting anyone who's crossed that threshold.