Well that's fine! I don't wanna get kicked off already for being nekid

I've found some awkward bird selfies.




The second one was around the time I first got Lucy. She was still warming up to me and I found out that she really liked playing with my hair at the time.
Funny enough she doesn't really like to play with my hair anymore aside from my bangs. Heck, she doesn't sit on my shoulder any more these days.
Alex does though. That part of her hasn't changed.

There's also this one of Alex hiding in my hair.

I remember that I had just woken up at the time and hadn't showered yet, so please pardon the dirtiness of the hair. It's not always like that.

I liked every bit of the pic. Eyes, tat's and tits!

Never thought this forum would turn into a real 'bird' one

Umm. Bob...YOU'RE MARRIED!!!

I'm only looking... god forbid 3D pics allow touching... (/jk)

Someone's got to put you on hormone control! Sheesh. Your sex drive is stronger than mine and I'm a teenager! Aren't you like 80 years old?

(I'm only joking. Don't kill me)

Oh Bob...

I know, I'm out of control, but 80? com'on... I still have my bladder under control most of the time...

Also, @Jessi: looks like your Alex is cleaning your hair for you!

I love the swift diversion...

QUICK! TALK ABOUT THE OTHER GIRL WHO POSTED SO I DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE

Well, I do have those 3 things. I'm also a door supervisor (bouncer) bada** lady. I'm also a keen raptor owner and I like fishing... I LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND ROMANT.. I sounded like I was selling myself for a moment then

I'm not into long walks on the beacht, I hate the sand, but count me in if there's a happy ending...